- you are lame!
- simon garfunkle „the babydackhanter“ changed his name
into simon „ritch bitch“ garfunkle because he has won the
jackpot at the euro-millions lottery...
- stevie twist twisted so hard that saturday night that his
feet started to burn and the whole disco was evacuated...
- schmüdu is not from hell...
- disco daves favorite food is porridge with cheese...
- the danceable rock‘n‘roll therapy guys are actually not
available because they‘re in a rock‘n‘roll therapy!
- flap jack is gonna sleep with 3 boys at the greenfield...
- chardy-san was playing that japanese-schoolgirl
(koko – or something) in kill bill volume 1!
- jimi shake went up to the hill on tuesday, and he‘s still
missing!
- bufu is actually a gangsta-hiphop-streetwearlabel – or
was it fufu?
- do you remember that totally ugly guy yesterday on that
tv-show? - it was you!
- girls suck! (well, sometimes...)
- did you know that jazzz neverland is actually the
frontman of billy talent?
- jonny yan again is the king of black castle (the last
and only monarchy in switzerland. (louise XIV was his
grandmother))...
- red square football club has drafted diego armando
maradona for an 8 year contract! (he gets two packs
cocaine per day)
- mireille la mineure bought a mine in klondike and is still
digging for gold...
- hot running blood is actually based on a true story... for
sure!!! (source: vh1 behind the scenes)
- raffa el rumo wrestled jack black down in mexico in a
seventeen hours and fifty-five minutes deathmatch-
showdown. and he won!!!
- you can find the recipe for the mexicola-drink somewhere
at the mexicolabar...
- bufu newcomer comes actually old!
- the babydackhantar shot jimi shake up in the mountains.
still believing it was an angry duck attacking him!

(source: this brain dimming spliff on a tuesday morning)